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Topic: Don

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Pack of cubans
Most admires:Ricky Martin
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Appearance:Overweight
Favorite author(s):Graham Greene
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite great leader(s):Primo de Rivera,  Francisco Franco
Favorite composer(s):Richard Strauss
Listens to:Santana,  Jazz
Favorite destination(s):Spain
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Don's cars were normally from Howe Racing Enterprises.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Dons' supporters are often complaining about one player or another being out pubbing and clubbing on the eve of matches.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Don’t allow yourself to be intimidated by unconstitutional mandates that restrict your right to free speech.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

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Mark Harris,
Priest

Don’t ever forget that Christ stated without eating his body and drinking his blood we would not see heaven!
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The Dons were the first team ever to be knocked out of European competitions on penalties.
Linda Stirling dons the mask of her murdered brother to do battle with a band of outlaws.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Don’t forget any bars or shafts in the inker area that might tend to accumulate dirt.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Dons fans are not discouraged by the news that Wimbledon FC's former Plough Lane stadium has been sold to a housing developer - and their search for a permanent home continues unaffected by the deal.
Don's boss page everything you need for surreptitious surfing!
Les dons via internet sont acceptés au www.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Don's pet dog is named Meg, and she likes to follow him around and make sure his work is up to lab standards.
 
 
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