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Topic: Donald

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  Donald Duck    MC DONALDS  
  Donald Rumsfeld    Neale Donald Walsch  
  Donald Trump    Donald Sutherland  
  Donald Lawrence    Donald Gardner  
  Donald Pliner    Donald Brewer  
  Picture of Donald Duck    Donald J Pliner Shoe  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Walt Disney,  Rob Roy,  George W Bush
Currently has on their coffee table:Washington Post
Dream job(s):Comic book artist
Favorite actor(s):Jim Carrey
Favorite food(s):McDonalds
Favorite cartoon character(s):Bugs Bunny
Favorite royal(s):Mary of the Scots,  Robert the Bruce
Favorite sport(s):Hunting
Favorite movie(s):The Blues Brothers
Likes to wear:Chicken suit
Listens to:Wu-Tang Clan,  Hip Hop,  Weird Al Yankovic
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

My boys don't eat mac donalds anymore, they much prefer asian fast food to burgers, but that often isn't much better!
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Donald's past is mysterious, with suspicion that he could be an alien, and a newspaper report suggesting he was killed on foreign assignment years ago.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

A century is the ultimate for any batsman and Sir Donald's lifetime Test cricket average of 99.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

In Donald's second movie with Bing Crosby (look way back to 1938 for the first), he plays Ted Adams, a TV song and dance man, who teams up with singer Bill Benson (Bing) to put on a musical.
Here is a review of Mary Ellen Donald's great instructional book with companion cassette tape on how to play finger cymbals.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Walter Philips they were making ice cream we got to Donalds in 2 hours + 5 mins he have me th Pliers and I got Home safe a took a bath But first I got a Drink then went to bed a slumped off the Shuteye.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

All the scores of Sir Donald's 234 first-class games, his 52 Test Matches for Australia, and the minor tour matches he dominated.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Donalds was injected with what was later determined to be a mutated version of the pathogen, one designed to work on individuals with or without the chromosonal marker.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Donald Rumsfeld said that his mission in the war against terror was to persuade the world that Americans must be allowed to continue their way of life.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld today launches an emergency mission to shore up wavering Middle Eastern support for looming American military strikes on Afghanistan.
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld warned in a directive sent to military units this week that too much unclassified but worrisome material was popping up on the Web, and said Al Qaeda and other foes were sure to take advantage of it.
Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said Sunday he would favour granting President Saddam Hussein and senior Iraqi leaders immunity from possible war crimes prosecution if it would clear the way for their exile.
 
 
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