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Topic: MC DONALDS

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Howard Stern

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite book(s):

"English Patient" by Michael Ondaatje
"I Know This Much Is True" by Wally Lamb
"Jurassic Park" by Michael Crichton

Favorite food(s):

McDonalds, Hamburgers, KFC

Favorite sport(s):

Boxing

Favorite movie(s):

The Three Stooges, Gone with the Wind, Saturday Night Fever

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Babe Ruth (baseball)

Favorite destination(s):

New York

Favorite philosopher(s):

Socrates

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

We ate at Mc Donalds in Croatia.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

I will put in my box Some sizzling hot Mc Donalds Big Mac meals One hundred thousand two litre cola bottles And millions of boxes of salted fries and chocolate Doughnuts.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

You have Mc Donald's on the table because no one did their chores and the kitchen is full of filthy dirty dishes from two days ago.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Our products are guaranteed to meet Mc Donalds international, USDA, FDA, CODEX and some other international hygiene or agricultural specifications, that is why high quality packaging is a must in accordance with our company's shipment policies.

John Fielding,
CEO

Yes, our product is guaranteed to meet Mc Donalds international, usda, fda, codex or any other international hygiene or agricultural specifications.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Also I might be popping around to the Mc Donalds drive thru a little later, so get me a big mac and fries ready for when I get there.
But it is so no more than one might be addicted to chocolate ice cream or Mc Donald's fries.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Why is it that tourists love to travel to far away exotic places that have everything they have at home like Mc Donalds, Pizza Hut and all the major retail franchises?

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Mc Donald's Restaurant At 8:51 PM Officer John Shemeluk received a report of a theft of money from the Mc Donald's Restaurant, Chester Pike and Lincoln Avenue.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Mc Donald's - I still don't know why I wasn't hired.
Our seeds are being used by Mc Donalds, Burger King , Carls jr.
At the exit ramp I found a Mc Donald's where I checked in to get some libation and now it gets even better.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: David Tippie 2004-11-04 08:33:24	How do you contact the marketing department for Mc D's or the CEO for marketing idea that will crush the competitor.
From: TANIA 2004-11-16 00:09:46	HOW MANY CALORIES IN MC DONALDS FOOD
From: bob 2004-11-23 20:10:13	how many mcdonalds are their in the world
From: Robert 2005-03-05 15:37:16	where is Mc Donalds located at on hamilton
From: 2005-03-23 19:36:35	How are customer complaints handled?
From: margarett 2005-04-22 23:45:31	why do people eat a lot in fastfoods like mc donalds and the food they serve are not healthy either?
From: shereen 2005-06-21 09:35:40	how many calories are in Mc Donalds meals

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