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Topic: Donkey

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Care bears
Most admires:Easter Bunny
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine
Politics:Animal rights
Dream job(s):Farmer
Favorite activity(s):Theme parks
Favorite food(s):Cheese
Favorite animal(s):Horse,  Elephant,  Poodle
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian,  Horseriding,  Hunting
Favorite computer game(s):Donkey Kong,  Super Mario World
Favorite movie(s):King Kong
Favorite destination(s):Hong Kong
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The donkeys will take you to the farm where you will enjoy traditional barbeque with homemade wine.
Donkeys browsed on gently swooping hills scabbed with exposed rock and fleshy red soil.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Miniature donkeys are native to the Mediterranean islands of Sicily and Sardinia.
Donkeys are not like horses when it comes to drinking - a horse will drink out of a filthy water tub without hesitation, but we've found the donkeys will not.
Donkeys out on our fostering scheme are still under the ownership of the Donkey Sanctuary and are checked by Welfare Officers at least four times a year.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Donkeys crotches are continuously being taken advantage of by the donkey crotcher of Blackpool!
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Donkeys have been used for centuries as work animals and were brought into Ireland in the 18th century to compensate for decreasing numbers of horses and ponies.
Donkeys and mules are kept also as beasts of burden, while horses have rapidly become a source of prestige in the society and are used almost exclusively for riding.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Homes are fenced to keep the wild donkeys that roam free from eating the landscaping.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

The donkeys are all chosen from the Donkey Sanctuary, a connected charity and great care is taken in their selection.
Donkeys serve as taxis in Mijas.
The donkeys have been with sheep before and might be suitable as sheep guardians.
 
 
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