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Topic: Miniature Donkeys

Related:
  Miniature    Donkey  
  Miniature Golf    Miniature Horse  
  Donkey Kong    Miniature Schnauzer  
  House Miniatures    Miniature Camera  
  Miniature Cattle    Miniature Pinscher  
  Miniature Menagerie Dogs    Dolls House Miniatures  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Better Homes & Gardens,  Cat Fancy magazine
Politics:Animal rights
Dream job(s):Farmer,  Dog groomer
Favorite food(s):Cheese
Favorite animal(s):Horse,  Mouse,  Greyhound
Interest(s):Real estate
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian,  Horseriding,  Hunting
Listens to:Country and Western,  Blink 182,  Slipknot
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Raising miniature donkeys will qualify your acreage for a special agricultural- use exemption to reduce property taxes.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Miniature donkeys are native to the Mediterranean islands of Sicily and Sardinia.
Description: Miniature Donkeys are native to Italy.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Miniature donkeys have very long life-spans living to 25-30 years of age.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Miniature Donkeys eat one to two flakes of good quality Coastal hay per day.
Miniature donkeys are one of the most affectionate and friendly animals of their kind.
Miniature donkeys are one of the most affectionate and friendly animals you will find!
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Miniature donkeys adapt well to almost any climate but they do need a good three-sided shelter to protect them from the wind, rain and winter weather.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Miniature donkeys can carry a pack up to 75-100 pounds if well conditioned and properly fed and make a fine trail companion for hikers and backpackers.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Miniature donkeys, became of their small size, quiet and gentle natures are excellent companions for animals being confined due to injury or surgery.
Miniature donkeys can be raised on limited acreage, with up to 10 donkeys on an acre.
Miniature donkeys are equines.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
maxine gilder
2004-12-29 18:30:55
my donkeys eat alot of bamboo leaves, will it hurt them?
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