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Topic: Don't give

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Appearance:

Overweight, Butt Ugly

Bad point(s):

Evil

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Intelligence:

Stupid

Politics:

Apathetic

Dream job(s):

Unemployed

Education:

None

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing, Bridesmade's dress

Listens to:

B2K

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's, Finding ringtones for their phone

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I don't give a fuck about pussy myself but thehun really likes porn.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

I don't give a damn if Israel kills a few in collateral damage while defending itself.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Dont forget to give me a copy of your QuickTimeVR - I want lots of them for the departmental web page.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

I don't mean to give the idea that such problem solving is always an easy or instant process.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

I don't give a damn if you've got the font from God, if your story sucks it still sucks.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

DON'T give up I was looking for land with my mate Lazza we had some possible success at a large estate for after the game season but not much else after nearly three hours and loads of farms searched I was getting fed up.
I don't normally give out my spells but I felt they would be particualrly useful in this section so I included a few here and there.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I dont give my 8 year old an allowance right now, but have in the past.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Don't give money to people who want to help others but can't manage their own money.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

I don't give a damn if I'm getting paid for driving you guys around and I know that I'm not supposed to talk to you, but I can't even see straight!
I don't give a shit if you are fucking my boss, you can't do shit to me.
I don't give a fuck motherfucker!

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