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Topic: I don't know

Related:
  I wanna know    I don't know why  
  Dont i lyric why    I don't know why  
  Don't know why    I don't give  
  Don't Know Jack  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Interest(s):Meeting women
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Bridesmade's dress
Listens to:B2K,  Bon Jovi
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone,  Downloading MP3's
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I don't know why they do I mean i'm sweet and I care about them but they just cheat on me.
I don't know if you know how wonderful your charts are but I've been telling all my friends and family.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I don't know why anyone would want to use watermark code, but I've found a couple of them that do, and it really ruins the site.
I don't know why I said that - I've never bought a Burgundy at that price.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

I don't know how many times I've been waiting for the wort to boil and all of a sudden it starts heading to the rim of the pot (and a few times spilled onto the stovetop.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

I don't know that I've even read it, but I've probably been told about it.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

I don't know how many times I've spent five minutes downloading someones drapes or backyard with their item occupying about 10% of the picture.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I don't know if my therapist really likes me of if he's just pretending to like me because I'm giving him money.
I don't know about you, but I'm excited about some of these new inventions that help move us into a better world.
I don't even know how this is all going to play out but I'm trusting that things will work out for the best.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

I dont know i think SAMMY might be catching on to me but she has so many that does this she wont know witch witch did the twich!
I don't know what kind of a rebate they will give, but I'm sure it will be affordable and reasonable.
 
 
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