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Topic: I don't know why

Related:

Dont i lyric why

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

People talk about their ..:

Positive outlook

Appearance:

Overweight, Butt Ugly

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Intelligence:

Stupid

Politics:

Apathetic

Dream job(s):

Unemployed

Education:

None

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing, Bridesmade's dress

Listens to:

B2K

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Downloading MP3's

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Crack

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I don't know why I didn't realize it earlier, buy this Diva has an amazing, smoking bod.
I don't know why I thought it was a good idea and certainly while I was getting to know him, he didn't smoke!
I don't know why we didn't look seriously at bulk vending before.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I don't know why I took those stupid glasses, I didn't wear them once the whole time.
I don't know why that is; it's just sloppy drumming and not very good guitar playing, and it just didn't do it for me.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

I don't know why the publisher didn't think to include an electronic copy of the index on the CD.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

I don't really know too many of the south riders so that is why I didn't comment much on them.
I don't know why I didn't try to fight her, but I just meekly did what she wanted.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

I don't know why I didn't quit when I was making $30 a year!

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

I don't know why it didn't ring, but I'm kind of glad it didn't.
I don't know why Stevie didn't come.
I don't know why he didn't turn the bucket upside down to protect himself from the rain!

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