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Topic: I don't know why

Related:
  Why I love    Why Don't We Fall In Love  
  Dont i lyric why    I don't know why  
  Don't know why    I don't know  
  Reasons why I love    Why I Love You B2K  
  I don't give  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Bridesmade's dress,  Skater clothes
Listens to:B2K,  Backstreet Boys
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's,  Finding ringtones for their phone
Worst habit(s):Smoking Crack
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I dont know why he stopped abusing me I dont really care all that I knew it was over.
I don't know why but most other places had very salty food.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I dont know why its happening to me but when i see myself i think my soul isnt on earth.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

I dont know why u opted the free servers to host such a wonderful site.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

I don't know why but our skipper was under the impression that we had requested a drift dive here.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Why I don't know but for a long time I wished that I too had gotten killed like my brother and sister.
Why you ask is his name Jesus and I say I dont know thats just what everyone calls him.
I don't know why anyone would want to kiss a girl.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

I don't know why loved ones have suffered painful diseases and deaths.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

I dont know why I am fixing up this basket case, I just cant help it.
I don't know why they would bother with a new chipset due out in a few weeks but anyway.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

I dont know why everybody dont just lay off about Jesco.
 
 
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