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Topic: Don't Know Jack

Related:
  Jack    I don't know  
  Don't know why    I don't know why  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Game Spot
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Witty wit humor
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Favorite Card Game(s):Poker,  Blackjack
Favorite TV show(s):Who Wants to Be a Millionaire,  The Ozbournes,  Strangers with Candy
Favorite activity(s):Going to the movies,  Telling jokes
Favorite movie(s):Monty Python
Favorite computer game(s):Half-Life
Worst habit(s):Gambling
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

 Now, when someone says that you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them and ask if they are related to any of the above.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

 Jack's Bondage Playroom ~ You Don't Know Jack.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

 I don't know what you're -- " Mitch's words broke off with a grunt as Jack's fist impacted with his face.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

 I don't know whether its just Christmas and New Yer that have left me feeling worse thatn I have done since Jack's death.
So next time someone says You don't know Jack Schitt, you can say.
Get You Don't Know Jack and this year's YDKJ Mock 2 instead.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

 The "Jack's Head" Conspiracy : Learn the dark truth that "they" don't want you to know!
Jack's Tickle Torture Hints ~ You Don't Know Jack.
You don't know Jack Schitt (juvenile humor of the day, pretty funny)
 
 
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