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Topic: Straight Dope

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Florence Nightingale,  Sir Walter Raleigh,  Chu Mei-Feng
Personality:Spiritual
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:TV Guide
Religion(s):New Age
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted,  Frasier
Favorite actor(s):Spencer Tracy
Favorite royal(s):Mary of the Scots
Listens to:Jazz,  The Spice Girls
Favorite political figure(s):Cecil Rhodes
Worst habit(s):Taking Ecstasy,  Smoking Marijuana
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Staff Reports are researched and written by members of the Straight Dope Science Advisory Board, Cecil's online auxiliary.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Here is the motherlode of wisdom dispensed by Cecil in his series of Straight Dope Books.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Straight Dope Science Advisory Board PLEASE NOTE: Snopes is a very reliable and wonderful source for debunking urban legends.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The Straight Dope Archive Cecil Adams explains it all.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Cecil Adams has written three books called The Straight Dope and something like Son of The Straight Dope, and he simply answers questions for people.
You never heard of Cecil Adams or the Straight Dope?
Straight Dope Tells All, The by Adams, Cecil.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The Straight Dope Message Board has had an outbreak of sheer brilliance.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Straight Dope books: Cecil's latest collection, Triumph of the Straight Dope , is available now!
The Straight Dope This is the official site for the editor of the syndicated column The Straight Dope.
 
 
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