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Topic: El Dorado Resort and Spa

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Lord Dracula

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Jennicam

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Couch

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Gay activism

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Blackjack

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Roswell

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Wolf

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Louis the XVI

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Catherine Medicis

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James Bond

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Hockey

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Mexico

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Being a James Bond girl

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"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Join Tess and Bob just South of Cancun at the El Dorado Resort and Spa for it's first ever "Nude Week"
The story gives the facts about the trip, such as the rules aboard the flight and weeklong stay at El Dorado Resort & Spa in Cancun.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

When you get there, be sure to order a "guacamaya," the specialty beverage at the El Dorado Resort and Spa.

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