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Topic: Dot Net

Related:
  Dot    Net Pages  
  Net M    Net News  
  Net    Net I  
  Dot Com    Net EN asp  
  Net Search    Dot  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Slashdot
Favorite possession(s):Linux box,  Bikini
Currently has on their coffee table:FHM magazine
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite book(s):"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite movie(s):Stand by Me,  Gone with the Wind,  Good Will Hunting
Likes to wear:Long dresses
Listens to:Blink 182
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Writing in their secret blog,  Spamming
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

 bgirl dot net: I can't stop thinking about (Aug.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

 Dot-NET and J2EE both stand on a foundation of programming languages, object models and virtual machines.
Okay, Palmy dot Net's currently being redesigned and most of the thing will be moved into database for more efficient maintenance in the future.
Looking at their archives of Sorrentino dot Net, I noticed incomplete pages and thought it might be a nifty idea to start my own archive of how this site has looked at various milestones throughout its existence.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

 Sorrentino dot Net - WWGallery, Albums by Scott Sorrentino.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

 Certain aspects of Sorrentino dot Net are indeed customizable, controlled via the options below.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

 Seeing as though we don't charge anything or generate revenue in any way, we here at Sorrentino dot Net generated our own server certificates.
Logged in users can request their own custom Sorrentino dot Net address or change their current email forwarding from our NetMail page.
If the ideas of "permanently" saving your site preferences, gaining access to Sorrentino dot Netmail as well as other items we add in the future appeal to you, you'll definitely want to sign up for your free Sorrentino dot Net account.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

 Sorrentino dot Net Site Configuration.
Sorrentino dot Net - About, Scott Sorrentino's Resume.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

 Rachael Leigh Cook dot Net - This site has a really cool layout and you can find vidcaps of Rachael's most recent appearances.
 
 
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