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Topic: Shut Down

Related:
  Shut    Put down  
  Going Down    Down to Earth  
  Down Payment    System of a Down  
  Drop Down Menu    Upside Down  
  Down Under    Low Down  
  South Downs    Down Boy  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Vacuum cleaner,  Windows computer,  Linux box
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Truck driver
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite movie(s):The Full Monty
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking,  Minesweeper
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's,  Spamming,  Chatting on ICQ
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

If there are no error messages and ServletExec shuts down after the first request then most likely you have a bad installation of IIS 4.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Stress shuts down digestive activity, a nonessential body function during short-term periods of physical exertion or crisis.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Quimby shuts down all of Springfield's TV stations but Krusty with ratings on the mind broadcasts his own show from a civil defense shack.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

BatterySENS system shuts down charger and issues alarm if the battery is disconnected.
The UPS shuts down and will not transfer to the bypass mode when a short circuit occurs on the output of the unit.
A Disable function shuts down bad receivers until repairs are made.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The transmitter unit is capable of being placed into a standby mode which shuts down the majority of the transmitter circuitry to conserve power and to prevent detection of the transmitter by spectrum monitoring.
Space Command shuts down some GPS signals available to civilian users to stop providing sensitive data on GPS satellite whereabouts - in Federal Computer Week.
NSF shuts down its backbone; Internet backbone now run by private companies.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

When a user logs off or shuts down the computer Disk Recall scans your floppy disk drive to see if a disk is present once a windows session has been terminated.
Mark Harris,
Priest

There are churches on every corner and the whole town shuts down on Sundays so that everyone can go to church.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Stanton shuts down intensive care unit Stanton Regional Hospital closed its intensive care unit for the summer months due to staff shortages.
 
 
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