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Topic: Downhill Skiing

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Edmund Hillary

Favorite possession(s):

Bicycle

Personality:

Sporty

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine, Lonely Planet guide

Favorite activity(s):

Theme parks

Interest(s):

Camping, Boating

Favorite sport(s):

Skiing, Snowboarding, Mountain climbing

Likes to wear:

Ski gear, Sunglasses, Nothing

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean (figure skating)

Favorite time of year:

Summer, Spring

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Air travel: Breakfast in London

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Winter activities include downhill skiing, Nordic skiing, snowboarding, cross country skiing, snowmobiling, and snowshoeing.
Winter activities include downhill skiing at Wisp Ski Slopes, cross country skiing, ice fishing, and snowmobiling.
Over 3500 acres of downhill skiing and snowboarding trails encompassing terrain for all levels of skiers.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Skiing: 32 Downhill trails serviced by 5 lifts and 100km Cross-Country trail network.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Wilderness skiing and snowboarding involve risks, dangers and hazards in addition to those normally associated with downhill skiing and snowboarding at a ski area.
For fantastic downhill and cross country skiing or snowboarding, ice skating, snowmobiling, snowshoeing, snow tubing and more, the Pocono Mountains are the perfect winter wonderland.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

There is downhill skiing, cross country skiing, snowshoeing, dog sledding, ice skating, horse drawn sleigh rides and more.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

The Vosges is reputed for its cross country skiing but still offers downhill skiers over 1000 km of pistes that wind through its wooded hills.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Whether it is downhill skiing, snowboarding or cross country skiing, you will want to visit with Lloyd Sorlie, or any one of his staff at the Deer Mountain Ski School.
Winter months offer downhill skiing, cross country skiing, skating, snowmobiling, sledding and just the joy of walking in a winter wonderland.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Downhill skiing (or snowboarding) Downhill skiing takes place on two mountains located near the camp (10 miles/16 kms.
Enjoy world class downhill skiing, snowboarding, cross country skiing and snowshoeing at the best in the east at Killington, Pico and Okemo ski resorts.

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