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Topic: Download Image

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Camcorder

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite TV show(s):

Buffy the Vamipre Slayer

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Minesweeper, PacMan, Myst

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's, Finding warez, Chatting on ICQ

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Graphic images were formatted for fast download time, and text was written for better search engine visibility.
Once images are located in the Library, users may download them to their local machines in FITS format for further analysis.
Graphic images were reformatted for faster download time, and text was rewritten for better search engine visibility.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Download Images The download is in zip format and includes the 2 photos on this page in both jpeg and tif formats.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Images were taken every 2 minutes, there are 63 images to download befor the movie plays at a faster rate from within your image viewer or browser.
If there are images on the page the browser then sends a separate request to download each image.
Images were taken every 1 minutes, there are 82 images to download befor the movie plays at a faster rate from within your image viewer or browser.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

All images are presented in JPEG format using Photoshop medium compression to minimize filesize and download time.
If your images are over 80k they are not optimized and would take to long to download for a modem user.
As images are submitted, the screen savers and wallpaper downloads will be updated accordingly.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Download images by USB using the StyleCam TWAIN driver for viewing.
Download the images directly from the camera to the computer with a serial cable.

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