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In the News - 10 Jan: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Download it free Microsoft Virtual Machine

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer

Appearance:

Overweight

Politics:

Apathetic

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite Card Game(s):

Blackjack

Favorite board game(s):

Checkers, Chess

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite computer game(s):

Minesweeper, PacMan, Solitaire

Favorite online activity(s):

Sending greeting cards, Building websites, Chatting on ICQ

Favorite destination(s):

Indonesia

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Internet Explorer users may be asked if they would like to download the Microsoft Java Virtual Machine if it is not available on their computer.
To download Internet Explorer, Netscape Navigator or Microsoft's improved Virtual Java Machine, click on the link.
If this doesn't work, you can download Microsoft's Virtual Machine here: www.

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