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Topic: Download QuickTime Player

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Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite activity(s):

Studying

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

PacMan, Solitaire, Myst

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's, Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

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Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

You can download a free version of the Quicktime player by clicking here.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

If you do not have either Real Player or QuickTime installed on your computer, you will have to download and install one of them to view.
If you download the Free players from the Real Video site or the Quicktime site, the players will automatically install in your system.
You will need to download and install the appropriate Windows Media, Real or Quicktime player here.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Once the download is complete you should be able to double-click on the saved movie and it will play in either Quicktime Player or Windows Media Player.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Apple's QuickTime Player is included with the System Software, MusicMatch Jukebox and SoundJam MP Free are free downloads, and SoundJam MP is commercial.
Requires QuickTime player - if you do not have quicktime installed you can download it here.
You can download the Apple Quicktime player from the page containing the video.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

If an appropriate player is needed please download and install Windows Media Player or Apple Quicktime.
You can either download a Windows Media Player or Quicktime compatible demo clip.

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