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Topic: Quake download

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Favorite website(s):

Game Spot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge, Blackjack

Favorite TV show(s):

Buffy the Vamipre Slayer

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Favorite computer game(s):

Quake, Counter Strike, Half-Life

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding warez, Downloading MP3's, Chatting on ICQ

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

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Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Fixed some broken links on the nude skins page Now you can download nude patches for Tomb Raider 3 again, as well as the PQuake levels for Quake 2!
Download your favorite skins for Quake 2.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

DaveWgt: yes, download the Quake shareware version and install it in DOS, then add those files to the dir.
Simply unstuff this file, download Mac GLQuake executables, and drop them in the shareware folder and you're ready to play Quake!
To download and install GL Quake, simply get the the GLQuake package - 372K, and unarchive into your Quake directory.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Quake 3 Arena Skin used by Ares81883 - Click here to download.
Read about and download the changes we've made to Id Software's Quake to support Elvin.
Quake Stuff -Make sure you download pak explorer from these folks.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

For more information or to download this great Heretic II / Quake III mod, check out the THF site!
You may download Pocket Quake II, and the standard PAK file for it here.
And the winning download this week after the demo rush will surely be the Quake 3 Map Editing Tool Pack from Quake3Arena.

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2005-10-09 20:58:46

Fixed some broken links on the nude skins page Now you can download nude patches for Tomb Raider 3 again, as well as the PQuake levels for Quake 2! Download your favorite skins for Quake 2. Where???

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