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Topic: Downloads and news about Unreal Tournament

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Xbox, Linux box

Favorite website(s):

Game Spot

Favorite Card Game(s):

Blackjack, Bridge, Poker

Favorite body part(s):

Soul

Favorite book(s):

"The Sum of all Fears" by Tom Clancy

Interest(s):

Role Play Games

Favorite computer game(s):

Quake, Half-Life, Doom

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding warez

Listens to:

Billy Gilman

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery

Membership(s):

Boy scouts

Worst habit(s):

Showing off

Favorite quote(s):

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Mr. Spock

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Downloads and news about Unreal Tournament, Half-Life, Quake 3, and Counter-Strike.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Some games, including mods for Unreal Tournament are also available for download.

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