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Topic: Drag Racing Video

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Carmen Miranda

Favorite possession(s):

Camcorder

Personality:

Sporty

Currently has on their coffee table:

Car and Driver magazine, Seventeen magazine

Dream job(s):

Truck driver

Favorite author(s):

Virginia Woolf

Favorite food(s):

Seafood

Favorite book(s):

The Guinness Book of Records

Favorite computer game(s):

SimCity

Favorite sport(s):

Motor car racing

Likes to wear:

Vinyl

Favorite movie(s):

Austin Powers

Listens to:

Tool, Three 6 Mafia, Garbage

Favorite drink(s):

Beer

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

best VW drag racing video ever made!
The professional drag racing action in this video is similar to what you've seen before in the PRA videotape series.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

VW drag racing, import racing, Volkswagen engine building, and more all on video!
VW and import drag racing, Volkswagen engine building and more all on video!
VW and import drag racing, sport compact drag racing, and more all on video!

Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

VW drag racing, import drag racing, Volkswagen engine building; download video clips!

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