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Topic: Formal dress

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bonnie & Clyde, All cheerleaders, Princess Diana

Favorite possession(s):

Prom dress, Bikini, Lingerie

Appearance:

Beautiful

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense

Currently has on their coffee table:

Vogue magazine, FHM magazine

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping

Likes to wear:

Bridesmade's dress, Long dresses, Banana Republic

Favorite movie(s):

An Affair to Remember

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Cross-dressing for a day

Favorite type of dance(s):

The Waltz

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

The dress code for the public areas is smart casual and for the VIP areas is formal.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Casual dress is acceptable for most situations and occasions but some establishments may require a more formal dress code.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Etiquette The dress code in South Africa is casual, except in some restaurants and clubs that require formal attire.
Dress code is casual to formal, however, during the summer months it's not unusual to see people wearing shorts.
This is a formal attire with Dress Blues.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Formal attire optional (or dress as your favorite showgirl or gambler!

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The Male Formal Paint Brush would dress your pet in a tuxedo and the Female Formal Paint Brush would adorn your pet in an evening gown.
Dress your family in warm or dark tones if you desire a formal portrait, denim shirts and jeans if you prefer a casual outdoor portrait.
Formal attire such as a necktie or dress is never needed - trousers and sweaters are the style.

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