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Topic: Drink

Related:
  Food and Drink    Soft Drinks  
  Bar Drinks    Make sure you drink  
  Coffee Drinks    Alcoholic drinks  
  Drink Alcohol    Sports Drink  
  Drinks Party    Energy Drink  
  Drink Recipes    Mixed Drinks  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine,  Cup of coffee
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite food(s):Ice cream,  Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches,  Bacon and eggs
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite drink(s):Lemonade,  Orange Juice,  Coffee
Worst habit(s):Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
 
 
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

We were seated and served drinks and after some small talk we got down to business with a large Indian taking the lead and the two younger men listening and making encouraging noises.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Drinks containing alcohol are high in calories and have limited nutritional value.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

These drinks are traditionally served creamed and sweetened in black or green tea and topped off with a jumbo straw.
Drinks are sold at a discount price, and you can get everything from beers and soft drinks to cigarettes and snacks.
Espresso drinks are brewed very quickly, usually in about twenty seconds.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

The drinks are affordable, the music is fantastic and the crowds are all so nice and friendly.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Drinks were served up and down the aisles, and the announcer usually had a glass in one hand and the microphone in the other… If the boys fought like hell we would cut the rounds down to two minutes.
Local Drinks are around P100 and Ladies drinks can be upwards of P300!
Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Tanaka drinks two cups of red tea every morning.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

He drinks whiskey on the rocks and buys condoms by the dozen.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Two drinks in an hour can make anyone an unsafe driver.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Fizzy drinks are no longer available at school with only fruit or milk based drinks sold.
 
 
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