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Topic: Drinking Laws

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  Law    Drinking  
  Laws of the State    Law Enforcement  
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Al Capone
Appearance:Intimidating
Bad point(s):Criminal
Dream job(s):Drug dealer,  Bus Driver,  Police Officer
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Favorite online activity(s):Sharing jokes with friends,  Downloading porn
Favorite drink(s):Sake,  Beer,  Rum
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being nude in public,  Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Worst habit(s):Drinking,  Driving too fast,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Drinking laws, motoring, education and taxes are similarly treated.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The reason that laws against underage drinking are in place is because, as a drinker, you are expected to know your limits.
Examples are laws against drinking in public and public drunkeness and drinking and driving.
Mark Harris,
Priest

One does not have to approve of underage drinking to believe that these laws serve no useful purpose and should be abolished.
Laws against underage drinking are there for a reason — namely to prevent bad things from happening.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Adolescents and adults under the age of 21 years who have been charged with violation of laws prohibiting alcohol use can voluntarily participate in the Juvenile Underage Drinking Offenders program as a means of receiving a reduction in the possible penalties for violation of these laws.
What are local law enforcement procedures regarding arrest for underage drinking or possession or use of illegal substances?
Initiative representatives attend court cases related to underage drinking to support law enforcement and encourage the prosecution these cases.
 
 
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