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Topic: Underage Drinking

Related:
  Drinking Age    Drinking Water  
  Binge Drinking    Drinking Fountains  
  Drinking Laws    Drinking alcohol  
  Drinking Glasses    Drinking and Driving  
  College Drinking    Drinking  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Intimidating
Personality:Suicidal,  Easily addicted
Bad point(s):Criminal
Dream job(s):Drug dealer,  Police Officer,  Prison Guard
Education:Junior High School
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Interest(s):Sex education
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading porn
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Worst habit(s):Drinking,  Driving too fast,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

UNDERAGE DRINKING Two teenage youths and an older man who were allegedly drinking and yelling at passing cars in Apache Park on Jan.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Underage drinking will not be tolerated at any time.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Discussed are regional differences in patterns and levels of drinking across England, underage drinking, and the pressures felt by the national alcohol services.
Underage Drinking and Driving The legal drinking age in the United States is 21.
Reduce underage drinking -- the No.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Laws against underage drinking are there for a reason — namely to prevent bad things from happening.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

What are local law enforcement procedures regarding arrest for underage drinking or possession or use of illegal substances?
Colleges in localities where a number of key laws regulating underage drinking were in effect had significantly less underage drinking and binge drinking.
Use this hotline to report planned or actual incidents of underage drinking and to report those who sell or serve alcohol to minors.
 
 
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