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Topic: Illinois Driver's License

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

George W Bush

Favorite possession(s):

Golf clubs

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Currently has on their coffee table:

Playboy magazine

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver, Truck driver, Lawyer

Education:

Post-graduate

Interest(s):

Business, Law, English

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery, Getting off welfare, Bankruptcy

Worst habit(s):

Driving too fast, Drinking

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Alan Kay

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The program is funded by a grant from the Illinois Department of Transportation for the purpose of training the owners and employees of businesses that sell alcoholic beverages, in the identification of fraudulent or fake driver's licenses and state identification cards.
Similar software is already in use in Illinois to catch those seeking fake driver's licenses, and in Massachusetts, New York and New Jersey to cut down on welfare fraud.
Interested candidates must hold a valid Illinois drivers' license and have experience working with children.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

I just recently tried to change my drivers license from NY to Illinois, and they would not even consider my argument that ss# are not for ID purposes.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

With a regular class D drivers license, individuals can drive our company van and pick up food and other items to be donated to Northern Illinois Food Bank.
Illinois drivers are closer than ever to being able to choose a permanent Route 66 license plate for their automobiles.
Jamraz found an Illinois driver's license for a Beverly M.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Illinois uses the technology to check for fraudulent multiple licenses among 8 million driver's-license holders, as does West Virginia.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: rod 2004-12-17 15:01:32	are farmers excempt from having cdl's in IL? thanks
From: Rebecca Kapp 2004-12-26 08:14:34	If I have an Illinois CDL issued by the secretary of state why does the state not recognize this number with other state issued certifications?
From: David Porter 2004-12-30 13:52:31	Does IL recognize an International Driver's License as valid?
From: WELCH4684@SBCGLOBAL.NET 2005-01-24 09:21:36	HOW CAN I GET AN HARDSHIP LICENSE
From: Dawn 2005-03-28 15:20:37	I just received my 3rd speeding ticket within a years time in Illinois. I'm told my license will get suspended. How does my license get suspended? Do I get a notice to go to court? Do I just get a letter in the mail? I've never been in this situation. Please respond if you know the procedure.
From: Gene 2005-04-28 16:57:57	Can you drive a car after being diagnozed with seizure disorder.
From: larry caldwell 2005-08-09 19:10:37	my old illinois license #
From: Gwyneth Lyon 2005-08-31 18:18:20	How do I change my address on my Illinois Drivers' license?

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