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Topic: Driver's Licences in Ontario

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Golf clubs, SUV, Wheelchair

Good point(s):

Remorseful

Personality:

Analytical

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver, Truck driver, Prison Guard

Education:

Junior High School

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Favorite sport(s):

Cycling

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading porn

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Worst habit(s):

Driving too fast, Taking Drugs, Drinking

Favorite quote(s):

"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The students who possess a valid Ontario Drivers Licence of any class at the time of taking the course are given a card certifying completion of the course.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

A motorized Snow Vehicle Licence or a valid Ontario Drivers Licence of any class is required by anyone who operates a snowmobile off their own property.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

If you are convicted of one of these offences in Ontario, your driver's licence will be suspended for at least one year and you will frequently be prohibited by the judge from driving for one year.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Sherry Lea Holloway 2005-03-23 10:12:52	Criminal records search
From: 2005-06-16 18:46:36	What is a class G liscence
From: Andrew Lam 2005-10-31 17:45:49	I have a tenant who abandoned the premise without paying rent. Can I trace his address if his Ontario driver license is provided.
From: Martin R. 2007-07-03 14:45:51	I never bothered renewing my liscence because of personal problems, for over 10 years. How do I get it back?
From: 2007-07-03 14:49:30

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