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Topic: Software Drivers

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs, Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, PacMan

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver, Truck driver

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Downloading MP3's, Finding warez

Worst habit(s):

Driving too fast

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The cost drivers are multiplicative factors that determine the effort required to complete your software project.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The software has been developed in Java 2 with AWT front end and JDBC connectivity to SQL Server database using JDBC thin drivers.
The software has been developed in Java 2 whose front end is written in JFC Swing with JDBC connectivity to Oracle database using JDBC thin drivers.
Software drivers provide a standard software interface for a computer Operating System such as Windows, MacOS, UNIX, Linux, SunOS or Solaris.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

LAN software drivers - development of NetWare and NDIS driver layer software for Ethernet and Token Ring topologies.
Vesta software drivers organize the different sized physical sectors into 64k byte logical sectors.
Vesta software drivers organize the physical sectors into 64k byte logical sectors.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Printer drivers and all installable software come on CD ROM and you can build diskettes from it to install on PCs with no CD ROM drive.
Software drivers are included for both Windows and Macintosh platforms and Windows and Macintosh plug-ins for Adobe Photoshop are included as well.
All software is for PC, most will run on a Mac with Virtual PC and PC print drivers installed, and the display set to 800x600 or better.

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