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Topic: Drug

Related:
  Drug Abuse    Alcohol and Drug  
  Drug Use    Drug Effects  
  Drug Problems    Drug companies  
  Drug Treatment    Prescription Drug  
  Illegal Drugs    Alcohol and Drug Abuse  
  Drug Information    Drug Law  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Easily addicted,  Nervous,  Suicidal
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Drug dealer,  Social worker,  Nurse
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs
Medical note(s):Taking Valium,  Taking Viagra,  Taking Prozac
Worst habit(s):Taking Drugs,  Smoking Marijuana,  Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Prepackaged drugs shall be available in amounts sufficient for immediate therapeutic or emergency requirements.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Drugs trial for breast cancer patients A clinical trial of a new type of chemotherapy treatment is being run at Worthing Hospital for women with breast cancer.
Such drugs as statins for treating high cholesterol and tissue plasminogen activator for treating stroke found some of their most valuable uses through major clinical trials after the drugs had already been approved for other purposes.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

There were no drugs or alcohol for sale, although some couples had brought their own bottles of wine and champagne.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Drugs that target receptors in the brain for serotonin are generally effective in stopping a migraine.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Other drugs like cannabis or tobacco are difficult and dangerous to inject but easily smoked.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The drugs being used in the study were approved by the FDA after clinical research showed them to be more effective in treating hepatitis C than previous standard treatments.
Drugs may be given with the radiation therapy to make the cancer cells more sensitive to radiation.
These drugs are now being tested in animal safety studies to identify those that have the best therapeutic index.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Prescription drugs have medicinal value and are legally prescribed by doctors to cure illness and treat diseases.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Secondly, drugs are a threat to staff and other inmates because of the violence and extortion that accompanies drug use in or out of prison.
These drugs are important new tools for the treatment of glaucoma, the disease targeted by the drug therapies allowed under phase two certification.
 
 
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