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Topic: Drug Facts

Related:
  Fact    Drug  
  Drug Abuse    Alcohol and Drug  
  Facts of Life    Drug Use  
  Fact Book    Drug Effects  
  Drug Problems    Drug companies  
  Drug Treatment    Prescription Drug  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Bad point(s):Criminal
Personality:Easily addicted,  Suicidal,  Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Drug dealer,  Social worker
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Interest(s):Sex education
Medical note(s):Taking Valium,  Taking Prozac,  Taking Viagra
Worst habit(s):Taking Drugs,  Smoking Marijuana,  Smoking
Favorite type of dance(s):Raving
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The facts of this example indicate that Omega would be a likely potential competitor of Delta in the absence of the licensing arrangement, and thus they are in a horizontal relationship in the relevant goods market that includes drugs for the treatment of this particular disease.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Even more worrisome is the fact that your patients may not realize that these drugs have side effects or that they can pose serious problems for those who have renal insufficiency.
In fact, chiropractors are the only doctors licensed in all 50 States diagnosing and treating physical illnesses who do not use drugs or surgery.
Miracle Diet Drugs… fact or fiction Sure it would be easy if we could just pop a pill in our mouth or pour a magic elixir in our juice and then watch the pounds melt away.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

It is in fact that in Naples they eke out their wine with spirits and drugs, so that a glass of wine and water at a meal will make a man feel drunk.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

It was good songs and all these guys were sober and I was encouraged by the fact that not all musicians are thinking that the glamour of the music world is the drugs or alcohol.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

The fact that it is illegal in America to use steroids other than for medicinal reasons has not stop bodybuilders from using and abusing the drugs.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

They must face facts and repeal such folly and regulate all drugs for the sake of national and world security.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

In fact, there is increasing evidence that tumors lacking normal P53 function are clinically more aggressive as they acquire a selective growth advantage becoming more resistant to ionizing radiation and some anticancer drugs.
There are a vast number of drugs employed - the very fact that so many are employed demonstrates our inability to obtain much more than cosmetic results in the majority of cases.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The fact drugs cannot be obtained legally by the wretched addicts is what causes the car thefts and break- ins, since they can only obtain supplies from criminals, at a high price.
Drugs were made illegal due to bigoted legislators who believed ridiculous propaganda , while ignoring the protests of medical professionals and the facts of hard evidence.
 
 
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