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Topic: Illegal Drugs

Related:
  Illegal    Drug  
  Drug Abuse    Alcohol and Drug  
  Drug Use    Drug Effects  
  Drug Problems    Drug companies  
  Drug Treatment    Prescription Drug  
  Alcohol and Drug Abuse    Drug Information  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Intimidating
Bad point(s):Criminal
Personality:Easily addicted
Dream job(s):Drug dealer,  Police Officer,  Prison Guard
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted,  Big Brother,  Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading porn
Medical note(s):Taking Valium,  Taking Viagra
Worst habit(s):Taking Drugs,  Smoking Marijuana,  Taking Ecstasy
Favorite type of dance(s):Raving
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Illegal drugs and increasingly sophisticated terrorists have added a totally new dimension to American global engagement.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Illegal drugs or acts are prohibited and will be cause for dismissal/removal from sponsored events and facilities/premises without refund of fees.
Drugs are as available as ever in all western cities - together with the health damage and dangers to users due to illegal circumstances and marginalised situations they are forced into due to prohibition.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Illegal drugs include steroids and its derivatives or related substances which are used in a manner other than prescribed by a physician.
Steroids are illegal drugs that increase muscle mass.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Illegal drugs are not condoned at these meetings because they do not necessarily increase the creativeness of any artist or thinker over the long run, in fact studies are showing that they knock out the creative process in the long run.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Are these drugs illegal because they cause theft and violence, or do they cause theft and violence because they are illegal?
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Illegal drugs such as marijuana, speed and LSD can mimic the symptoms of schizophrenia but these symptoms may go away when the person stops taking them.
Illegal drugs and the excessive use of alcohol or cigarettes can seriously damage the blood vessels and nerves involved in a normal erection.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Using illegal drugs or driving with an open container of alcohol is an invitation to law enforcement officials to arrest you.
ILLEGAL DRUGS- TENANTS agree that any tenant who is found using illegal drugs or allows others to use illegal drugs on the premises will be immediately denied continued occupancy at these premises.
Illegal use also includes the misuse of legally prescribed drugs and use of illegally obtained prescription drugs.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
rj
2005-02-21 07:50:05
how a abcesss spreads to heart
From:
rj
2005-02-21 08:00:17
how a drug abscesss spreads to heart
From:
kevin
2005-03-28 11:11:05
drugs are cool
From:
not cool
2005-09-12 19:56:10
im doing a project for school.. and i need the bad consequences of taking illegal drugs A-Z.. so i wondering if anyone could help me do that.. thanks
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