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Topic: Longs Drugs

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  Long    Drug  
  Long Distance    Long Island  
  Drug Abuse    Alcohol and Drug  
  Long Term Care    Long Beach  
  Drug Use    Long Hair  
  Drug Effects    Drug Problems  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Personality:Easily addicted,  Depressive,  Suicidal
Dream job(s):Drug dealer,  Social worker,  Nurse
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Taking Valium,  Undergoing therapy,  Taking Prozac
Worst habit(s):Taking Drugs,  Smoking Marijuana,  Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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John Fielding,
CEO

Effective long-term care of transplant recipients requires an understanding of how these drugs affect clinical evaluations and treatments.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Our long sad history of signing up dictators in the war on drugs demonstrates the futility of building a foreign policy on a domestic obsession.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

SACS Drugs and Alcohol at Work Training Program guides employers in the right direction for long-term control and elimination of drug and alcohol abuse among employees.
Long Island K-9 is available to inspect private and commercial facilities to determine if illegal drugs are present.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Drugs will only help weight loss as long as they are taken, and therefore for permanent weight loss would need to be taken indefinitely.
Although these drugs are much more powerful than even steroids, they tend to have fewer overall side effects and the serious side effects can be more easily detected while still mild and before long-term damage occurs.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Addictive drugs can produce changes in brain pathways that persist long after a person stops taking drugs and place the individual at high risk of relapse.
Unlike many drugs such as cortisone or aspirin, antioxidants can be used long term without fear of side effects Antioxidants can be used along with other therapies without fear of drug interactions Antioxidants can be used to reduce the dose of other more aggressive and possibly more toxic therapies.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Physicians have long believed that new medical procedures / drugs should be studied scientifically and subjected to critical review by other physicians and experts in the field.
I am now on long term drugs and fluctuate between accepting the change in my brain chemistry and despairing that I am dependent on a chemical to function normally.
A potential long-term application of this study may come through the development of drugs that slow aging by mimicking the biological effects of caloric restriction.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Drugs are also used to close the patent ductus arteriosis (PDA) such as prostaglandin and the use of another drug called Indomethacin if a PDA has not closed after a long time and a PDA is the only problem.
 
 
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