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Topic: Plays drums

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Vacuum cleaner

Dream job(s):

Favorite artist(s):

Rolf Harris

Favorite composer(s):

Nicolo Paganini

Favorite sport(s):

Dragon Boat Racing

Favorite movie(s):

Baraka, This Is Spinal Tap, King Kong

Likes to wear:

Afro, Traditional tribal dress, Ancient Egyption

Listens to:

The Who "The Who", Blink 182, Van Halen

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's

Favorite time of year:

Mayday

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Plays drums with mental image of an electrical toy; a bear carrying and striking the tom-tom in front of his tum-tum!

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Tom Scherer plays drums and keyboards and sings vocals.
As it was too inconvenient to sing and play drums I taught myself the guitar and became the singer and then Hugo later joined as the new drummer.
Orchestra: Drums play waltz tempo NED And so the magic of my waltz rhythm rang through the hall.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

I play drums of meat pummelled with blissful bones.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Drums play a major role in the d cor.

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