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Topic: Hair Dryer

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Ikea bedroom, Vacuum cleaner, Apartment

People talk about their ..:

Hairstyle

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control, TV Guide

Dream job(s):

Dog groomer, Interior decorator, Janitor

Favorite activity(s):

Sleeping

Favorite body part(s):

Hair

Favorite food(s):

Peaches and cream

Interest(s):

Meeting women, Camping

Favorite destination(s):

California

Favorite drink(s):

Bourbon

Worst habit(s):

Farting in public

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Hair dryers are in each en suite bath; an outdoor shower with teak bench is ready for your return from the beach; Jacuzzi tubs framed in mahogany are in the baths; Welcome baskets bursting with wine, cheese, fruit and savory delicacies are in the villa for guests' arrivals.
Hot water is abundant, hair dryers are provided in all cabins and large fluffy bath sheets add to the feeling of luxury.
Guest rooms are designed with the business traveler in mind including thoughtful features like coffee makers, hair dryers, ironing boards and even the famous complimentary Doubletree Chocolate Chip Cookies!

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Apply a hair moisturizer to your hair before using curling irons and blow dryers to protect your hair from frying or becoming brittle.
The lotion and hair wet with lotion should not be exposed to open flames or electric heat sources, including hair dryers and electric curlers.
Harsh permanent hair dyes, bleach, permanent wave curling solutions, and excessive heat from curling irons and blow dryers should all be avoided.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Other toiletries, hair dryers and emergency supplies (such a toothbrush to replace the one you left at your last hotel!
No hair dryers or curling irons allowed (camp electrical circuits cannot handle them)

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

It is quieter than air roasters: they sound like hair dryers This sounds like a KitchenAid mixer set on a low speed.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

There is a height adjustable grooming table, hair dryers, blaster dryer and plenty of drying cloths - but please bring your own towels!
All accommodations are separate bungalows with full kitchens, ceiling fans, hair dryers and almost everything to make your stay comfortable.
There are also washer and dryers, ironing board, vacuum cleaner and even a hair dryer.

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