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Topic: DSL Internet Service

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Cellular, Mobile phone, Windows computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control, PC World, TV Guide

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Spamming, Finding warez

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Membership(s):

Boy scouts

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Crack, Buying top 40 music

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

DSL service is always on – users don't need to dial a connection to gain access to the Internet – and some services even allow users to use the same line for voice and data traffic.
Because DSL service has no charge by the call or charge by the minute fees, your employees can spend more time utilizing the power of the Internet than with dial-up accounts.
If you are thinking of upgrading your Internet service from dial-up to DSL for example all you have to do is fill in our handy form with some brief information about yourself and a description of what you want us to do.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

DSL is an information service combining Internet access with DSL transport from SBC Internet Services and customized content and applications from Yahoo!
Pacific Internet Business Broadband DSL services provide you with significantly faster data transfer speeds than dial-up Internet, without a huge investment.
The DSL Shop was formed to provide broadband Internet services over DSL technology to those customers constrained by the limitations of low-speed.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The product shares broadband Internet services among 253 LAN users via a user supplied cable or DSL modem connected to one of its 10BaseT Ethernet ports.
DSL is FAST internet service, with speeds that can reach over 50 times faster then your analog 56k modem.
Our dsl bandwidth test has a high-speed data service that brings the Internet and all it offers to your home at speeds up to 50 times faster than a standard dial up connection.

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