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Topic: DSL service provider

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Cellular, Mobile phone, Credit card

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Remote Control

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Funeral director, Social worker

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Spamming, Building websites

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet, Finding a job

Membership(s):

Electronic Frontier Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Leading independent DSL service providers have all announced bankruptcy.
Many DSL service providers have gone bankrupt or are in serious financial trouble.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The service providers were screaming that they were losing DSL customers because there weren't repeaters.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Most service providers follow design rules that do not use T1 or E1 services in the same cable bundles as DSL-based services.
Many DSL Internet service providers now use PPP over Ethernet because of its added login and security features.
Simply put DSL technologies allow service providers to offer a range of broadband services over copper phone lines.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

These are official DSL providers - there are many companies that are authorized to sell their services.
This means service providers can offer a DSL service to all customers, irrespective of their distance from the central office.
Other Service Providers including SW Bell charge the same prices for the DSL line and the taxes shown above.

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