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Topic: Programmers DSS

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  Programmers    DSS  
  Java programmers    Systems DSS  
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  New DSS    PIC programmer  
  DSS H Card    EPROM programmer  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Apple Computer
Favorite website(s):Slashdot
Most admires:Bill Gates,  Steve Jobs
People talk about their ..:Geekiness
Bad point(s):Lazy
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite book(s):"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Favorite great thinker(s):Ada Lovelace
Favorite computer game(s):Myst,  PacMan,  Age of Empires
Favorite online activity(s):Finding warez,  Building websites
Membership(s):Free Software Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

These programs are usually compiled by skilled programmers with a good knowledge on the workings of the DSS Conditional Access System.
 
 
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