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Topic: Duck

Related:
  Duck Hunting    Donald Duck  
  Wood Duck    Mighty Ducks  
  Duck Hunter    Duck Hunt  
  Duck Call    Wild Duck  
  Mallard Duck    Ducks Unlimited  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Easter Bunny
Politics:Animal rights
Favorite TV show(s):Dawson's Creek
Favorite activity(s):Birdwatching
Favorite food(s):Meat and potatoes,  Chinese,  Bacon and eggs
Favorite animal(s):Owls,  Penguin,  Wolf
Favorite sport(s):Hunting,  Hockey,  Fishing
Favorite time of year:Summer,  Easter
Worst habit(s):Belching,  Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Outside ducks frolic on the tranquil millpond offering guests one of the most soothing and serene woodland views in Connecticut.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Ducks These articles are courtesy of Microsoft Encarta Encyclopedia.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Young mallard ducks and Canada geese are commonly separated from the rest of their brood as they follow parents to food or water.
Ducks, chickens and bunnies add to the menagerie of caged livestock from which one farmer makes his selection and pops two geese into the back of his Jimmy.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

He is an active member of many conservation groups including Ducks Unlimited and donates much of his time and paintings to various organizations such as the Deborah Heart and Lung Foundation.
Ducks Unlimited has stated that Conservation Authorities are the single most effective voice for watersheds in the province.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Thompson is the ninth player on the Ducks roster to have played in the major leagues and will be activated for the Ducks upcoming series in Camden this Thursday.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Williams was getting ready to compete for the Cincinnati Mighty Ducks in the American Hockey League playoffs when he received a call telling him to make the trip to Hockeytown.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Swedish ducks were imported into North America in 1884 and included in the American Standard of Perfection in 1904.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

This was our bartender at the bar where we camped out and watched the Ducks game and drank obscene amounts of liquor and won a lot of money.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Ducks can be shot in NSW and WA under licence when they are thought to be causing damage to crops, dams or waterways.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Shoot various ducks and many other mini targets in this old Sega arcade game.
 
 
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