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Topic: Ducks Hunting Experience in Louisiana

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Expert Talk

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John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Based in Monroe, Louisiana , the heart of duck country, HuntWise is owned by duck hunters whose priority is to manufacture hunting equipment that is built to withstand duck weather and the rigors of hunting in general.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Mojo Mallard Motorized Decoys by HuntWise : HuntWise offers hunting decoys such as the heavy-duty Mojo Mallard motorized decoys and duck decoy kits all manufactured by Louisiana duck hunters.

Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Southwest Louisiana is not called the "Sportsman's Paradise" for nothing, we have the finest saltwater fishing, goose, duck and alligator hunting in this part of the country.

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