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Topic: Mallard Duck

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  Mallard    Duck  
  Duck Hunting    Donald Duck  
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Most admires:Easter Bunny
Politics:Animal rights
Favorite TV show(s):Dawson's Creek
Favorite activity(s):Birdwatching
Favorite animal(s):Owls,  Penguin,  Bird
Favorite sport(s):Hunting,  Hockey,  Fishing
Likes to wear:Tank tops
Favorite time of year:Summer,  Autumn,  Easter
Membership(s):World Wildlife Fund
Worst habit(s):Belching,  Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
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Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Call ducks are also good, although they tend to be slower, and some Mallards can be acceptable, as well as crosses of all of these.
There were a good number of American Black Ducks and a few Mallards there today.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Ducks Unlimited will be monitoring 600 mallards through radio controlled collars in an effort to learn more about their habits.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Mallards are the most common but species such as black duck, widgeon, gadwall, pintail, canvasback, redhead, teal and shovelers are taken.
Are the ducks or geese you hunt all one specie or do you have the opportunity to kill multiple species in one day such as; mallards, pintail, gadwall, and widgeon or Canada and White Fronted geese?
Wild ducks were represented only by the Mallard, Northern Pintail and Cinnamon Teal.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

When Black Ducks and Mallards interbreed, they produce fertile offspring.
Data on the Mallards were not collected because significant populations of both wild and domestic ducks exist.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Young mallard ducks and Canada geese are commonly separated from the rest of their brood as they follow parents to food or water.
Mallards are the primary duck in the area, but our hunters also take widgeon, teal, pintails and other ducks.
Duck bag limits are the same as last year, 6 a day of which no more than 4 can be mallards, including no more than 2 hen mallards.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Wounded Ducks The Mallards on Saturday placed D Frederick Jobin on the 10-day injured reserve list, retroactive to last Wednesday.
 
 
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