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Topic: Duodenal Ulcer

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite body part(s):

Teeth, Lungs, Skin

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour, Positive outlook

Intelligence:

Intelligent

Personality:

Nervous, Depressive, Easily addicted

Listens to:

Nirvana

Starsign:

Virgo

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Medical note(s):

Uses laxatives, Infected with HIV, Taking Viagra

Worst habit(s):

Belching, Drinking, Smoking

Favorite quote(s):

"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

Expert Talk

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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

It is used in the treatment of gastric and duodenal ulcers, and in other conditions where inhibitors of gastric acid secretion may be beneficial.
People with duodenal ulcers will often have their pain relieved by eating or by drinking milk, while those with gastric ulcers will find eating worsens their discomfort.
It is used to treat gastric and duodenal ulcers and gastroesophageal reflux disease, a condition in which the acid in the stomach washes back up into the esophagus.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

It is soothing to inflamed mucous membranes; often recommended in treatment of gastric and duodenal ulcers and cough and asthma rememdies.
Duodenal ulcers are very common and almost always benign.
Production of duodenal ulcers and hypertrophic pyloric stenosis by administration of pentagastrin to pregnant and newborn dogs.

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