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Topic: Weight Gain During Pregnancy

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  Weight    Pregnancy  
  Gain  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Abflexer(tm)
Most admires:Their mother,  Their father
Appearance:Overweight
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian
Favorite book(s):"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger
Favorite animal(s):Mouse
Intelligence:Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Interest(s):Sex education
Favorite sport(s):Walking
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills,  Uses laxatives
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia,  Starting life again as a baby
Favorite quote(s):"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

 If females stay within the recommended 25-35 pound weight gain during their pregnancies, they should not have extreme difficulty in losing the weight.
Whichever country you are from, the acceptable weight gain taken by a woman during a pregnancy depends on her morphology, that is to say, her normal weight and height before pregnancy.
Abuse during pregnancy is a significant risk for low birthweight, maternal low weight gain, infections and anaemia.
 
 
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