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Topic: Dying

Related:
  Death and Dying    Dying to Live  
  Hair dying    Dying Bride  
  I Lay Dying    Dying Fetus  
  Lesson Before Dying    Athlete Dying Young  
  ZERO DYING TO LIVE  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Hunger Site
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Appearance:Overweight
Good point(s):Patient,  Saintly,  Humble
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat,  Suicidal,  Sad
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

I was just dying to taste Japanese sashimi with a dollop of good soya sauce and lots of wasabe.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Leyland were not finished and carved up chance after chance forcing three goals in the dying minutes and will probably feel that they did enough to win the game with the ball flying inches wide with seconds left.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

It is deluded thinking to believe that dying by killing innocent people will lead to being exalted in heaven.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Someone who is dying from a chronic degenerative disease should not have to face incarceration because an effective medication for that disease has been made illegal by the government.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Dying and rising in Christ or paschal mystery means that I have to let go of what keeps me from God and let God become the center of my life.
It is through dying to ourselves that the resurrection life of Christ can reign in us.
Dying fraternities seem to be like dying Churches, they want to believe that they alone have the truth and they alone are doing things right.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The country is dying a rapid death as it destroys the very means it has to shape a productive and sustainable economic future.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Studies with dying individuals indicated that LSD psychotherapy could bring not only an alleviation of emotional suffering and relief of the physical pain associated with chronic diseases, it could also dramatically change the concept of death and attitude toward dying.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

We were all just dying, but I felt that little jump in my pussy when I saw that he had a hardon!
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

It was only with development of dying processes in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries that the vibrant colouring of many modern tartans became possible.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Marie now was dying to have Josh fuck her, and at that moment she would have done anything just to get that cock in her pussy!
 
 
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