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Topic: Early symptoms of HIV

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Pamela Anderson, Florence Nightingale

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour, Positive outlook

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Dream job(s):

Nurse

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs

Favorite body part(s):

Teeth, Lungs, Skin

Favorite animal(s):

Chimpanzee

Interest(s):

Sex education

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)

Medical note(s):

Infected with HIV, Produces Anthrax in their basement, Undergoing therapy

Favorite quote(s):

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

Expert Talk

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David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

HIV infection may not cause symptoms for a number of years or you may experience some early symptoms within six to eight weeks of becoming infected.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: 2005-04-26 18:40:28	iTESTED POSITIVE LAST MAY I DIDN'T
From: VIKAS CHAUDHARY 2007-02-13 08:51:33	HELLO SIR i had french kiss with my friend 2 yrs ago.now i am doubtful that i am infected with HIV.i never had a sexual intercourse in my life.my friend had given me fellatio at that time and now i am doubtful that i am infected.please tell me that if the female partner is infected with HIV then on providing fellatio to the male or if male is doing cunnulingus for female and again if the female is infected OR by doing french kiss then IS THERE ANY CHANCE FOR MALE TO BE INFECTED BY HIV THROUGH HER?
From: manish 2006-12-18 09:50:30	hello sir, myself manish from Punjab(india). My query is once i shaked hand with a stranger and that person hold my hand for so long time. From that time i became doubtful that if that man is HIV infected and also entered the virus inside me. i want you to please clear my doubt.Is is possible that infection may occur in this way. i am scared and i don't want to test the blood .please reply me back and help me to get out of this..... With regards Manish

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