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Topic: Early Pregnancy Test

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Wiretap kit

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour

Bad point(s):

Dishonest, Lazy

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine, New Scientist

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite body part(s):

Breasts

Favorite book(s):

"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger

Interest(s):

Sex education

Likes to wear:

Maternity clothing

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Cloning themselves

Medical note(s):

Infected with HIV, Undergoing therapy, Has cancer

Favorite quote(s):

"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research." - Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

We are adding new tests and equipment to improve our services and your care, especially for ovulation and early pregnancy monitoring.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Our Pregnancy Tests are used for qualitative (visual) determination of hCG (Human Chorionic Gonadotropin) in urine specimens for early detection of pregnancy.
The new Early Home Pregnancy Test from IND Diagnostics has an hCG detection level of 20 mIU's.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

If you are planning a further pregnancy it is important to consult your doctor or genetic counsellor so that tests can be performed and preparations made for diagnosis early in the pregnancy.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Answer: Home urine pregnancy tests can detect pregnancy as early as the first day after a period is missed, which is about 15 days after conception.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

One major advantage of the DNA tests is that they can be used to determine whether a male fetus is affected in the very early weeks of pregnancy.
Beta HCG Test - A blood test used to detect very early pregnancies and to evaluate embryonic development.
A blood test used to detect very early pregnancies and to evaluate embryonic development.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Early Home Pregnancy tests available in 1, 2, 5, 10, 20 and 40 test packs.
Early Pregnancy Tests - Offers low-cost, high-sensitivity pregnancy tests and ovulation predictor kits.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

There are also tests that can be taken early in pregnancy to find out if the fetus has thalassemia disease.
Most tests depend of the presence of an early pregnancy factor (EPF) in the maternal serum.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: sitqueen 2004-12-23 12:19:00	how soon can pregnancy be detected?
From: jessica 2005-05-24 15:30:54	how soon can pregnancy be detected I have irregular periods and i am trying to get pregnet

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