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Topic: Stud Earrings

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All cheerleaders

Favorite possession(s):

Prom dress, Tiara, Barbie Doll

Appearance:

Sophisticated

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Fashion sense

Currently has on their coffee table:

Soap Opera Digest

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Movie star

Favorite Card Game(s):

Poker

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The Muppets

Favorite animal(s):

Horse

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Origami

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Dr Strangelove

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Bangles, Ancient Egyption, Traditional tribal dress

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Bowling

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Scorpio, Aries

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

These earrings are a stud design with oval inlaid stones opals approx.
These earrings are a stud design with square inlaid stones opals approx.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Earrings with studs only are allowed.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

If earrings are worn, please ensure that they are simple studs.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Tiny stud earrings were passed over for long, thin, dangling ones, or beaded chandelier styles.
Earrings are always popular but remember to check if the wearer prefers drop or stud fittings and of course are the ears pierced!
Diamond stud earrings are a thoughtful gift that she can always wear, and get compliments on!

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Small stud earrings with the sanskrit OM crafted on each with lovely detail.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Earrings are not permitted but one stud may be worn in each ear.
All stud earrings carry a no questions, money back guarantee.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

These earrings are a stud design with inlaid stones opals approx.
Sterling silver stud earrings with Swarovski crystal insert and amethyst drop.

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