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Topic: Heaven and Earth

  Heaven    Earth  
  Earth Day    Down to Earth  
  Planet Earth    Earth Science  
  Earth First    Mother Earth  
  Here on Earth    Earth's atmosphere  
  Good Earth    Angels in Heaven  

 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Nostradamus
Good point(s):Humble,  Patient,  Saintly
Bad point(s):Boastful
Favorite book(s):The Koran
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Interest(s):Astronomy,  Astrology
Favorite great thinker(s):Ptolemy,  Galileo Galilei,  Johannes Kepler
Listens to:Guns N Roses
Ultimate fantasy(s):Destroying Civilization
Favorite philosopher(s):Aristotle,  Immanuel Kant
Favorite quote(s):"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Damballah is in the form of a snake and his coils were responsible for shaping the hills and valleys on earth and forming the stars and planets in the heavens.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

The various heavens and hells of Buddhism are in reality places whose inhabitants are as much subject to the iron law of karma as are the dwellers upon the earth itself.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Since we are Earthlings and observe the heavens from Earth itself, the Earth is not often mentioned as one of the Planets in astrology because we do not see it in the heavens.
Arthur Dawkins,

Heaven's Mirror is a large-format, beautifully illustrated book which summarizes and builds upon Hancock's excellent and insightful research and writings concerning a high civilization that existed on Earth before the Flood.
It was because ancient astronomers did not observe parallax that they though the earth was the center of the universe and everything in the heavens revolved around it.
The Earth is the foundation or base on which humans and all their creations stand, and it blocks a large portion of the heavens from view at any position on its surface.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Whatever is in the heavens and on earth, doth declare His Praises and Glory.
Why does surah Fussilat say that the heavens and the earth were created in eight days whereas other surahs say six days?
Were the heavens and earth and those who live in them established except by the name of God most beneficent, most compassionate?
Mark Harris,

The heavens would open and in his priesthood the Gentiles would receive a great wealth of knowledge upon the earth.
He is a personal caring God, creator of heavens and earth, that reveals Himself through his wonderful works and through his Prophets in the Bible.
God is going to make a new heavens and a new earth, where human life will find its fulfillment under the righteous rule of Christ.
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