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Topic: It's easy

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Appearance:

Overweight

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Intelligence:

Stupid

Politics:

Apathetic

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's, Building websites, Chatting on ICQ

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Its easy to use and will pay for itself with the money it saves you on costly maintenance and repairs for your automobile.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

I mean its easy to design your use application with no links to an Internet Web Address.
Its products are modular in design for easy assembly and maintenance.
It's easy to use and requires no scripting.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Its easy to see where Captain Beefheart and Tom Waits got there sound from.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

It's easy and you get paid directly into your paypal account.
Its easy to set up your own email address and then email friends and family around the world.
Its easy to add one or more of these optional attachments to your standard lanyard.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Its easy to use yet powerful user interface enables scheduling of single or recurring transactions with a few simple keystrokes.
Its easy to use interface allows first time users to quickly transcend the corporate structure and the communication restrictions associated with it.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Its easy any simple interface makes virus removal more easy for novice users and its advanced features are suitable for the most power users making it the perfect choice for home users as well as small network office PCs.
Its easy and free and you get brand name products in a wide variety of categories all set up for you in a few minutes.

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