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Topic: Eclipse GSX

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Cellular, SUV, Mobile phone

People talk about their ..:

Coolness, Geekiness

Personality:

Sporty, Wacky

Currently has on their coffee table:

Car and Driver magazine, Time magazine

Favorite era(s):

1980s

Interest(s):

Aviation

Favorite movie(s):

Moulin Rouge

Favorite sport(s):

Motor car racing, Jogging

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone

Worst habit(s):

Showing off

Membership(s):

Girl guides

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

First off, we aren't claiming that 1994 Eclipse GSXs are readily available for under $10,000 - we could only be so lucky!

Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Mitsubishi - With the all-new Eclipse and Eclipse Spyder, the AWD GSX is dead, and so is the AWD 3000GT.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Ken Blain co-drove for Roland McIvor in his Eclipse GSX.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Luke's 1990 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

In May 1992, the Eclipse GSX got larger front brakes with two-piston calipers.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX and GS-T 1995-1999 Hose Kits.
In the Production GT class, first in class and seventh overall, in a Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX, Chris Czyzio and Eric Carlson.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

$5,499 Sunnyvale, CA 1990 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE GSX All wheel drive turbo.
Vehicle Info: #83, PGT, 1992 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX, 2 Litre AWD Sponsors: Firstcom, Morrie's Automotive Group, Pro Graphics, SpecialStage.
Classified 1990 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE GSX turbo, AWD 5-speed, 2.

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