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Topic: Special Ed

Related:
  Special    Ed  
  Special Events    Special Needs  
  Special Offers    Special Education  
  Special Gift    Special Effects  
  Special Occasions    Holiday Special  
  Special Olympics    Special Interest Group  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Intelligence:Retarded
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Teacher,  Bus Driver,  Social worker
Education:Elementary school,  Junior High School
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite food(s):Anything with tomato sauce,  Pizza,  Pasta pastas
Interest(s):Psychology,  English
Ultimate fantasy(s):Going back to school,  Getting off welfare
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Favorite quote(s):"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

A strong special ed department and a talented guidance department help students through their senior high experience.
Last year was my first year teaching, and I was hired as a Special Education teacher, SO I had to get my provisional license and enroll at Bethel to complete my Special Ed.
The Special Ed Advocate is a free online newsletter about special education legal and advocacy issues, cases, and tactics and strategies.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Spicy Shrimp or Scallop Dynamite Slices of Mushrooms and shrimp or scallop sautéed in special white sauce, then lightly baked to perfection
A special appetizer, crab claws stuffed with seafood and deep fried, will be served, followed by two kinds of clam meat sautéed with seasonal vegetables.
Kifune Dynamite Slices of Mushrooms and giant clams sautéed in special white sauce, then lightly baked to perfection
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Boneless Chicken sautéed in a special sauce with mushrooms.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

A special thanks to Ed Kelso who did our phone system and computer network.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Janet Powell, Special Education Teacher, Utah I teach in a Special Ed Setting and this works well with my students as we have various levels in our classroom.
I was once again surprised to read that Kansas Special Ed students did not have a significant effect on overall scores for state assessment tests.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Very Special Ed tells the story of a seemingly stable and thoughtful teacher who hasn’t been in a classroom in 25 years is called back as substitute teacher in a suburban high school.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

When your child receives special ed services for a learning disability, it aint that easy to find a teacher who you trust.
 
 
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